Sunday, May 01, 2005

Lady K Says Submit Now!


Tiaras Make Me Pushy Posted by Hello

Okay, now I know most of you are thinking, "But the submission deadline isn't for months and months from now!" Well, my fellow donuts, The End of the World is Nigh! No sense putting off tomorrow,when you can spend all night drinking espressos and wearing down pen nibs now!

Perhaps, you are concerned about the topic for the next issue so let me pose some questions for creative thought (though by in no means the only questions.)

What will you do when the end comes?
How did you personally start the end?
What survival tactics do you have that only an artist would have?
Were the gods involved or did humankind screw up and start the end?
Why aren't there more party supplies for the end of the world?
Did it really end or was it just a giant cataclysm that suggested a new mode of living? A new mode of thinking?
Why is the end always portrayed in S&M gear?
Is the apocalypse just an excuse to use duct tape in excess?
Will there be donuts and coffee for breakfast the day after the end?
Could the apocalypse be a diet plan?
Will cats take over the planet?
What mutations do you hope to have in the nuclear dawn?
Will the post-apocalyptic future be highly technology based or will we revert back to cavemen?
Where is Dr. Zeyus? (I have no idea how to spell in ape.)
Why don't they rent 'Quintet' at the Video Stop?

Now these are only beginner questions to start you thinking, feel free to take these questions and really explore your own personal terror in living in a world where third world nations have the bomb and many people think the 'end times' are tomorrow...

Lady K

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